"The only women I publicly date are those……" — Zach Braff
"The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me."
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321 Quotes by Zach Braff
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…
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I wouldn't want my daughters to date a guy like me. I was dangerous around women in my twenties. I'm…
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The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date.
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Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny…
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
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For a dinner date, I eat light all day to save room, then I go all in: I choose this…
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To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a…
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With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I…
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I've always been in serious relationships. I meet someone and date him for a long period. I don't sit there…
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For a war correspondent to miss an invasion is like refusing a date with Lana Turner.
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I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely…
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