"Women are like parking spots, the best ones…" — Zach Braff
"Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped."
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321 Quotes by Zach Braff
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…
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