Parking Quotes

218 quotes by 187 authors

If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I'm harboring a… — Steve Carell
I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball. — Brooks Robinson
Success is like a high-rise building I'm on the first floor. There are a lot of people in the basement or the parking lot but… — Justin Guarini
I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net. — Dean Lombardi
Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We've been staying in… — Bill Walton
Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even… — Sylvester Stallone
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. — Evan Esar
We humans are basically content with a two-dimensional world, which is what we-ve always occupied. We travel mostly on the ground, have traffic jams, parking… — Paul MacCready
If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno
The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner
My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when I was 15… — Armie Hammer
My goal is that when the last song is over, and you're walking back to the parking lot, you're already on your phone searching to… — Jason Aldean
Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps. — Bill O'Reilly
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. — Joni Mitchell
In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000. I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn't drive, but I had it in the… — Willie Mays
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by… — Dave Barry
Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym. — Don King
That guy just cut right in front of me. But I'm not going to let it bother me. No. I'm on my way to work… — Oprah Winfrey
My moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot. — Ben Quayle
You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer

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