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Parking Quotes by Dave Barry
- Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by…
- Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform…
- Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.
- Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing…
- Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing…
More Parking Quotes
- If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe… — Steve Carell
- I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball. — Brooks Robinson
- Success is like a high-rise building I'm on the first floor. There are a lot of people in the basement or the… — Justin Guarini
- I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our… — Dean Lombardi
- Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We've… — Bill Walton
- Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here… — Sylvester Stallone
- Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet… — Evan Esar
- We humans are basically content with a two-dimensional world, which is what we-ve always occupied. We travel mostly on the ground, have… — Paul MacCready
- If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno
- The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner
- My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when… — Armie Hammer
- My goal is that when the last song is over, and you're walking back to the parking lot, you're already on your… — Jason Aldean