"Be advised that there is no parking in…" — Dave Barry
"Be advised that there is no parking in Europe."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things,…
— Francis Bacon
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his…
— Hugo Black
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An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'
— Cate Blanchett
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Congressional mistakes have dramatically increased immigration through a series of what I believe were ill-advised actions going back to 1965…
— Ronald Reagan
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O Woe to his blinded soul! Saying this, he as it were said to God: "Thou Thyself are guilty, because…
— Symeon the New Theologian
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
— W.C. Fields
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At the end of the day...if your army won't fight, it's because they don't trust their incompetent, corrupt generals, they…
— Barry McCaffrey
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The recurrence of periods of depression and mass unemployment has discredited capitalism in the opinion of injudicious people. Yet these…
— Ludwig von Mises
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[My father] advised me to sit every few months in my reading chair for an entire evening, close my eyes…
— Luis Walter Alvarez
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I've been advised not to have any more children for medical reasons, so that's it - the shop has closed,…
— Toni Braxton
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[W]hen the resolution of enslaving America was formed in Great Britain, the British Parliament was advised by an artful man,…
— George Mason
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In my 45-year career as an investment counselor, humility did show me the need for worldwide diversification to reduce risk.…
— John Templeton
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