Parking Quotes

218 Parking quotes by 180 unique authors

I listened to it last night for the first time since we started this project. I went out to my car and put it in… — Randy Bachman
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. — Clea DuVall
Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park. — Jordana Brewster
I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery, and I remember taking the bow… — John Barrowman
I wrote 'Big Yellow Taxi' on my first trip to Hawaii. I took a taxi to the hotel and when I woke up the next… — Joni Mitchell
One night I was in the players' parking lot at the Fleet Center in my Celtics warm-ups about a half hour before a game, waiting… — Chris Herren
The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all… — P.J. O'Rourke
I was attracted to the concept of Hollywood and the lifestyle here. But I've grown to mistrust it because it has changed. I didn't bargain… — Edward Ruscha
Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law… — Calvin Trillin
The important prediction is not the automobile, but the parking problem; not radio, but the soap opera; not the income tax, but the expense account;… — Isaac Asimov
...if [the 9/11/01 attacks] had happened to the Russians, about three major cities in the Middle East would have been parking lots in twenty minute… — James Woods
Self-driving cars will enable car-sharing even in spread-out suburbs. A car will come to you just when you need it. And when you are done… — Sebastian Thrun
In its outward manifestation, meditation appears to involve either stopping, by parking the body in a stillness that suspends activity, or giving oneself over to… — Jon Kabat-Zinn
Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night.… — Jerry Seinfeld
We're crazy about this city. First time we came here, we walked the streets all day, all over town and nobody hassled us. People smiled,… — John Lennon
I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't… — Tom Bodett
All the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas. — Dionne Warwick
Be advised that there is no parking in Europe. — Dave Barry
If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car… — Ken Jennings
I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break. — Angela Kinsey

Who Wrote These Parking Quotes

180 authors contributed a total of 218 Parking Quotes, led by these top contributors: