Parking Quotes

218 Parking quotes by 180 unique authors

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and… — Ronald Reagan
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts. — Eli Roth
Our amour fou with 'The Sopranos' is headed for long-term parking, like so many of its most memorable characters. We'll never see a show like… — Rob Sheffield
Justice is expensive in America. There are no Free Passes... You might want to remember this, the next time you get careless and blow off… — Hunter S. Thompson
I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent. — Calvin Trillin
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. — Bill Vaughan
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. — Bill Vaughan
Wilderness and motors are incompatible and the former can best be experienced, understood and enjoyed when the machines are left behind where they belong --… — Edward Abbey
Next thing you know she'll be on the bus and selling T-shirts in the parking lot, showing off her boobs to get in the stage… — Sarah Dessen
The bookstore was a parking lot for used graveyards. Thousands of graveyards were parked in rows like cars. Most of the books were out of… — Richard Brautigan
Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What… — Maya Angelou
If it's us", she whispered, "how come you get to decide?" When he didn't answer - couldn't answer - she turned and stared out the… — Jodi Picoult
I miss that time. The cities back then, just after the forests died, were full of wonders, and you'd stumble on them--these princes of the… — Matthew Tobin Anderson
Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of… — Janet Evanovich
Say no to parking lots! — John Bytheway
The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. "Stop… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I hate the endless admonishments of a nanny state that lives in fear of its lawyers. While colonies of dim-witted traffic wardens swarm about looking… — Christopher Fowler
I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I parked at a… — Janet Evanovich
Hey, Adam,” I said. I thought you’d want to know that Warren and Darryl made it out of the vampire den alive.” I sucked in… — Patricia Briggs
I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used, but… — Jim Butcher
Radar revs the engine as to say hustle, and we are running through the parking lot, Ben's robe flowing in the wind so that he… — John Green
I stand in this parking lot, realizing that I’ve never been this far from home, and here is this girl I love and cannot follow.… — John Green
So what name would you rather I call you? she asked as she headed out of the parking lot. Ias or Alexion. He gave her… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Look, we're trying to explore other options to your retirement," the whitecoat said. "You might be useful to us in other ways." Because we're not… — James Patterson
T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord… — Steve Kluger

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