Parking Quotes

218 Parking quotes by 180 unique authors

Be generous with your time and money - it has an amazingly fast payback. Be in the moment with everyone you love - and this… — Scott Weiss
Parallel parking is desirable for two reasons: parked cars create a physical barrier and psychological buffer that protects pedestrians on the sidewalk from moving vehicles;… — James Howard Kunstler
Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike. — Ronald Steel
The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. — Robert M. Hutchins
I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many,… — Debra Messing
We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas. — Ronald Reagan
Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant. — Bill Nelson
If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery. — Michael King
When I was 17, I went to India for six weeks and had what, at the time, was a very challenging trip. You walk down… — Chris Hughes
Normal people, who can be good people but do bad things, are very interesting to me, and people that never get a parking ticket or… — Emily Mortimer
We can have open and good discussion with our Republican brothers and sisters. But when we walk into the chapel we should leave our political… — Scott Howell
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place — Unknown Author
[on being attacked in a parking lot] While I was being pounded to pieces, I was just thinking, 'Hell...oh, this is just so absurd.' You… — Johnny Rotten
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was… — Tommy Cooper
Parallel parking is harder than a relationship. — Nikhil Saluja
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear this place up.… — Madea
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken — Hussein Nishah
Jeff: The drive from the valley? Peanut: Was bad as hell! Jeff: Traffic? Peanut: Sucked like hell! Jeff: Drivers? Peanut: Angry as hell! Jeff: And… — Jeff Dunham
Went pretend ice skating on ice in a parking lot and my friend Chelsea fell on ice and I started laughing then I walked onto… — Unknown Author

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