Parking Quotes

218 Parking quotes by 180 unique authors

I ain't have a lot so I brag a lot, when I got a lot, I pop a lot. I bought a drop, bought some… — 2 Chainz
I just paid $6 to park in a parking structure, to go to Subway to get a $5 sandwich. I miss Oregon and huge parking… — Sara Underwood
At my age getting lucky is finding your car in the parking lot. — Jay Bui
Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in… — Unknown Author
You wanna fight you do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school, surrounded by books. — Danny Mcbride
Gay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.' — Paula Poundstone
Why are there so many handicap parking spots at Sports Authority? — Benny
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa : Cant… — Azgraybebly Joslan
If you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots — Ritu Ghatourey
You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps. — Nishan Panwar
If I make her cum it's a compliment. Nigga fuck you, like a parking ticket. — 2 Chainz
Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. The World Cup. But we're all eligible for life's smaller prizes...… — Ritu Ghatourey
You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm not saying you're a hoe, but if your vagina was a property on monopoly.. It'd be free parking. — Ms Paradeez
I'm the asshole who parks the shopping cart right next to your car in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja
I gotta question...Wtf is there handicap parking at the skating ring — IG:catone_2_funny
Don't ever leave your garage for a parking spot on the street and don't ever leave your bed for a spot on the couch. — M Walder
I bet parking is a bitch at the Special Olympics. — Nikhil Saluja

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