Parking Quotes

218 Parking quotes by 180 unique authors

I couldn't wait to get on the ice. I couldn't wait to get to practice. As a kid, I couldn't wait to shoot pucks or… — Bobby Orr
Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but theyâ€™re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.â€) — Dan Harris
Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players their cards. Well,… — Tie Domi
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers
Its unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people. — Donald Shoup
Parking Reform Made Easy provides both a theoretical framework and practical methods for reforming parking requirements. By giving planners a sound basis for developing reforms,… — Donald Shoup
We must remember that those mortals we meet in parking lots, offices, elevators, and elsewhere are that portion of mankind God has given us to… — Spencer W. Kimball
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking… — Jeff Foxworthy
Thanks to a deal finalized in 2008, Chicago's parking meters will be operated for the next 75 years by a group of investors put together… — Thomas Frank
What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots. — Newt Gingrich
Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to… — Kathy Griffin
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings… — Billy Connolly
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' — Tommy Cooper
So, the point I'm making is, we are not going to cut spending in Washington if we think it's the job of every congressman and… — Jim DeMint
I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box. — Princess Diana
Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts… — Maureen Dowd
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. — Bob Edwards
I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty. — Clark Kerr
Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities. — Lewis Mumford
Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus. — Saul Perlmutter

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