"I don't believe in angels, no. But I……" — Billy Connolly
"I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far."
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels.
— Saint Augustine
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We cannot pass our guardian angel's bounds, resigned or sullen, he will hear our sighs.
— Saint Augustine
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Those who give themselves to prayer should in a special manner have always a devotion to St. Joseph; for I…
— Teresa of Avila
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But men must know, that in this theatre of man's life it is reserved only for God and angels to…
— Francis Bacon
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The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall.
— Francis Bacon
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I remember being on film sets when I was younger, and only men got to do the cool action movies.…
— Drew Barrymore
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It may be that when the angels go about their task praising God, they play only Bach. I am sure,…
— Karl Barth
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Whether you've seen angels floating around your bedroom or just found a ray of hope at a lonely moment, choosing…
— Martha Beck
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Given the eclectic and constantly shifting nature of my metaphysical inclinations, I will probably never feel certain exactly what an…
— Martha Beck
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Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.
— Josh Billings
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Its visits, like those of angels, short, and far between.
— Robert Blair
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It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not…
— William Blake
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