Parking Space Quotes

20 quotes by 17 authors

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. — Evan Esar
If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno
The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner
That guy just cut right in front of me. But I'm not going to let it bother me. No. I'm on my way to work… — Oprah Winfrey
When anything good happens to you in your day, give thanks. It doesn't matter how small it is, say thank you. When you get the… — Rhonda Byrne
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost… — Laura Kightlinger
33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space. — Donald Shoup
I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't… — Tom Bodett
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings… — Billy Connolly
Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus. — Saul Perlmutter
The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. "Stop… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing… — Dave Barry
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing… — Dave Barry
Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike. — Ronald Steel
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers
In some Chicago neighborhoods, looking for a parking space is not unlike panning for gold. — Gary Washburn
Broad hips and yuh 24 waist. Yuh posess a small parking space. — Mad Cobra
Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. The World Cup. But we're all eligible for life's smaller prizes...… — Ritu Ghatourey

Who Wrote These Parking Space Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 20 Parking Space Quotes as follows: