"I love eating in it, brushing my teeth……" — Laura Kightlinger
"I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space."
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Laura Kightlinger
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17 Quotes by Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger has 17 quotes on this site.
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I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to…
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you…
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I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
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I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being…
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Anything can happen with a razor.
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I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.
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I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
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I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!
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I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and…
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I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one,…
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The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They…
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I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so…
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More Brushing Quotes
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All it takes is to pick up that one piece of trash you pass everyday on your way to work.…
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Workouts are like brushing my teeth; I don't think about them, I just do them. The decision has already been…
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The spiritual path is one of falling on your face, getting up, brushing yourself off, turning and looking sheepishly at…
— Sri Aurobindo
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Finally, imagine that you've really worked hard on yourself and become a level 10 person. Now, is this same level…
— T. Harv Eker
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Prejudice: Sometimes it's like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers,…
— Marian Anderson
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There is no finer sensations in life that which comes with victory over one's self. Go forward to a goal…
— Vash Young
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By our pontifical assertions, our superior impatience, and our casual brushing aside of their curiosity, we do not encourage their…
— Jiddu Krishnamurti
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There are tiny choices that everyone can make that profoundly affect our collective water use. Like not having the tap…
— Kristen Bell
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I can remember one time a guy told me, a guy that preached, he claimed to be a preacher, he…
— Tim Conway
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If I dreamt this, while walking, walking in the London streets, the subconscious of each and every other life, past…
— Nadine Gordimer
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We were the chosen rejects. We chose not to be apart of the popular crowd. I mean, I can rember…
— Kurt Cobain
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Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate....
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