"The thing that amazes me about getting fired……" — Laura Kightlinger
"The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess it’s better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor."
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Laura Kightlinger
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17 Quotes by Laura Kightlinger
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Anything can happen with a razor.
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I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
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I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!
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