"Sometimes I wish I could get fired." — Matt Stone

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• It was a dreamlike time for me from December 1997 to March of '98. Before that, I was basically unknown.… — Ben Affleck
• Most recently, terrorist forces have captured Israeli soldiers and fired rockets into Israeli cities - both unprovoked. These acts of… — John Boehner
• In politics, merit is rewarded by the possessor being raised, like a target, to a position to be fired at. — Christian Nestell Bovee
• There was a moment there when it was getting really bad and everyone was being let go. I was, like,… — Michelle Branch
• I reject the notion that a high turnout helps Senator Kerry. I think in Florida at least, it's going to… — Jeb Bush
• Whether it's people walking off 'The View' when Bill O'Reilly makes a statement about radical Islam or Juan Williams being… — Eric Cantor
• Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. — George Carlin
• I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy… — Nelson Algren
• I was fired from my television job, simple as that. Well, downsized, really, a classic 1990s situation. — Lee Child
• Some actors get fired up by the sound of the audience. I just want to retreat. — Francesca Annis

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