Matt Stone Quotes

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• We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.
• There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood,
• How many fluids should you take in daily? That is an unanswerable question with all of the variables that affect our fluid needs at any…
• Cutting carbs, fats, or calories (dieting) is like trying to hold your breath. The longer you do it, the more your body resists it until…
• When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.
• And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not…
• There are good characters and bad characters.
• Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?
• Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.
• I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist.
• I would never want the show to be a Democrat show or Republican show, because for us the show's more important than that. It isn't…
• I'm concerned about people being happy,
• With religion I was always like, Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?
• Anything you do to lose weight should be as easy as it can possibly be and still deliver results.
• The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show,…
• I just get my news from the Internet.
• I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.
• I would vote for a Mormon.
• I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?
• I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.

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