"I would vote for a Mormon." — Matt Stone

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35 Quotes by Matt Stone

Matt Stone has 35 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.
There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood,
How many fluids should you take in daily? That is an unanswerable question with all of the variables that affect our…
Cutting carbs, fats, or calories (dieting) is like trying to hold your breath. The longer you do it, the more your…
When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.
And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against…
There are good characters and bad characters.
Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way.…
Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the…
I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist.
I would never want the show to be a Democrat show or Republican show, because for us the show's more…
I'm concerned about people being happy,

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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