"Most people work just hard enough not to……" — George Carlin
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making…
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I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs,…
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As long as I have enough money for makeup artists, everything is okay. I feel young and very free. But…
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I had, like, two goals in my career: One was to try to get into 'Second City.' When I moved…
— Steve Carell
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I didn't think we would ever make enough money to pay rent by playing music.
— Gregg Allman
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Too much money ain't enough money.
— Lil Wayne
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
— Jackie Mason
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The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up…
— Art Buchwald
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I'm a wealthy man now. I've got a flat, a car, I have enough money to buy food. I skate…
— Evgeni Plushenko
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Many people make the mistake of thinking that all the challenges in their lives would dissipate if they just had…
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Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
— Bill Maher
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"The life of the union depends upon more people getting to share the limelight, because with the limelight also comes…
— Cesar Chavez
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