Stupid People Quotes

285 quotes by 167 authors

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. — Marion Barry
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? — Scott Adams
I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people… — Bill Bryson
Stupid people are ruining America. — Herman Cain
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be… — Mariah Carey
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on… — George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. — George Carlin
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. — George Carlin
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. — George Carlin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. — George Carlin
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. — George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. — George Carlin
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. — George Carlin
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Clinton
Corporations are people, my friend ... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose… — Mitt Romney
"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside… — Mitt Romney
As president, I will create 12 million new jobs. — Mitt Romney
Government does not create jobs. Government does not create jobs. — Mitt Romney
My dad, as you probably know, was the governor of Michigan and was the head of a car company. But he was born in Mexico...… — Mitt Romney
Actually, I didn't say that. — Mitt Romney

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