Stupid People Quotes
285 quotes by 167 authors
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
— Marion Barry
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
— Scott Adams
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I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people…
— Bill Bryson
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Stupid people are ruining America.
— Herman Cain
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be…
— Mariah Carey
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on…
— George Carlin
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
— George Carlin
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
— George Carlin
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
— George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
— George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
— George Carlin
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
— George Carlin
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
— George Carlin
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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
— Hillary Clinton
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Corporations are people, my friend ... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose…
— Mitt Romney
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"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside…
— Mitt Romney
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As president, I will create 12 million new jobs.
— Mitt Romney
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Government does not create jobs. Government does not create jobs.
— Mitt Romney
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My dad, as you probably know, was the governor of Michigan and was the head of a car company. But he was born in Mexico...…
— Mitt Romney
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Actually, I didn't say that.
— Mitt Romney
Who Wrote These Stupid People Quotes
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