Best Stupid People Quotations
285 Stupid People quotes by 156 unique authors
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Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
— George Carlin
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If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
— George Carlin
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"No comment" is a comment.
— George Carlin
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Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.
— George Carlin
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
— George Carlin
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Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?
— George Carlin
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When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.
— George Carlin
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The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a…
— George Carlin
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If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!
— George Carlin
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Hooray for most things!
— George Carlin
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I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
— George Carlin
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
— George Carlin
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Life is a zero sum game.
— George Carlin
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Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
— George Carlin
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We'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Internet. Uh, sure.
— Clifford Stoll
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Remember, don't start trying to relax; that is the most absurd thing in the world. And there are many stupid people writing books about relaxation.…
— Rajneesh
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Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.
— John Gregory Dunne
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People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it…
— David Duchovny
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You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They…
— Janeane Garofalo
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I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.
— Mark Cuban
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I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
— Jack Black
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When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid sometimes and not more intelligent.
— Arsene Wenger
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There are no bad drugs. There's simply stupid people who don't know how to use them.
— Timothy Leary
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In the U.S., blacks are 12% of the population but commit 50% of violent crimes; can anyone honestly think this is unconnected to the fact…
— Eric S. Raymond
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That stupid people are more violent is a fact independent of skin color.
— Eric S. Raymond
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