"Hooray for most things!" — George Carlin
"Hooray for most things!"
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George Carlin
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Hooray Quotes
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one of 16 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Atom bombs, something's wrong. D.E.A sent to Guam. Acid Trips, big fat chics. Purple Finstone Vitamins.All the needy rich are…
— Chester Bennington
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Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
— Bill Bailey
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Hooray for differences! Without them, there would be no harmony. In principles, great clarity. In practices, great charity.
— Chieko N. Okazaki
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Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
— Emo Philips
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The Colonel led all the cheers. Cornbread!" he screamed. CHICKEN!" the crowd responded. Rice!" PEAS!" And then, all together: "WE…
— John Green
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Hooray!" said the Chief of the Army. "Let's blow everyone up! Bang-bang! Bang-bang!
— Roald Dahl
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Doesn't miss many meals, does he?" Zeus muttered. "Tyson, for your bravery in the war, and for leading the Cyclopes,…
— Rick Riordan
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Stephen jerked his thumb towards the window, saying: — That is God. Hooray! Ay! Whrrwhee! — What? Mr Deasy asked.…
— James Joyce
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Growing up is a process that never ends. It isn't a point you attain so you can say, Hooray, I'm…
— Madeleine L'Engle
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His own biggest fan and got a fan base as big as Japan, uh ... yeah ... and? All hail…
— MF Doom
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You want to up up hip hip hooray for you now you're the one that everyone talkes about the attention…
— Quicksand
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Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people! -Zoidberg
— Futurama
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