"Three women walk into a pub and say,……" — Bill Bailey
"Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'"
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27 Quotes by Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey has 27 quotes on this site.
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well,…
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I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long,…
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Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously,…
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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from…
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
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More Colonised Quotes
This quote is filed under Colonised Quotes,
one of 8 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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New Zealand was colonised initially by those Australians who had the initiative to escape.
— Robert Muldoon
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We are being colonised without New Zealanders having some say in the numbers of people coming in and where they…
— Winston Peters
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Every people deserves to conserve its identity without being ideologically colonised.
— Pope Francis
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A few years ago we colonised this place with some of our finest felons, thieves, muggers, alcoholics and prostitutes, a…
— Ian Wooldridge
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With my government, we engaged in bringing our help to fights for national freedom. At that precise moment, several countries…
— Ahmed Ben Bella
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It all began when... they're funny, those words. Everyone uses them, without thinking what they mean. When does anything begin?…
— John Marsden
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The world is nearly all parcelled out, and what there is left of it is being divided up, conquered and…
— Cecil Rhodes
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