"I would never condone the burning of a……" — Bill Bailey
"I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all..."
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27 Quotes by Bill Bailey
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long,…
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Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously,…
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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from…
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
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It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still
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A friend to all is a friend to none.
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