Dan Quotes

215 quotes by 155 authors

I like Steve Gadd, everything he did with Steely Dan. There's so many. I like everything. — Travis Barker
You know, watching Dan Marino and Steve Young get nominated to the Hall of Fame... those guys are unbelievable and they did it for so… — Tom Brady
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' — John Cleese
In matters of observation chance favors only the prepared mind. (not literal translation) - Dan's les champs de observation le hasard ne favorise que les… — Louis Pasteur
When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until… — Lewis Black
I could throw a pass to a spot as well as anyone who ever lived - But that's a God-given talent. I could never stand… — Otto Graham
The contract like '91 Dan Marino. I swear this guy Michael Rapino's boostin my ego. — Drake
I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know,… — Bill Bailey
There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put… — Tim Robbins
I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal.Â Now he may not like to hear me say that.Â I always agree with him, too.Â But I… — Andy Rooney
Nothing drives me more than to, hopefully, be able to hand (Steelers chairman Dan Rooney) that fifth (Vince Lombardi) trophy. If I can do that,… — Bill Cowher
CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather... the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake. — Ann Coulter
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as, 'Candle-making industry threatened'. — Newt Gingrich
The Next Right Thing has humanity, humor, and insight to burn. Author Dan Barden takes the clay of the California hard-boiled novel and shapes it… — George Pelecanos
"If it were a dog, it would have bitten you already." Actual Twents: "At e ne hond was, dan e oew allange ebettene." Meaning: Said… — Robert Frost
The letter from Dan Gilbert, the booing of the Cleveland fans, the jerseys being burned -- seeing all that was hard for them. My emotions… — LeBron James
Some favorite expressions of small children: "It's not my fault...They made me do it...I forgot." Some favorite expressions of adults: "It's not my job...No one… — Josiah Stamp
Dan would rather play golf than have sex any day. — Marilyn Quayle
Dan Brister's book bears witness to the last fifteen years of this bureaucratic madness to tame the last vestige of wild America and domesticate the… — Doug Peacock
We know who is out there as far as available quarterbacks, but in reality, no one would be more prepared or capable as a No.… — Steve Mariucci

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