Dan Quotes

215 quotes by 154 authors

"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time… — Bill Maher
Goin On 12, Go Home And Tell That Man A Lie I Got A Bake Sale, B*tch Its 30 For The Pie 9 For The… — Rick Ross
Dan my nigga from Down South. Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth. — Lil Kim
Villian hold the mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt, in a clean pair of ripped jeans and a bummy shirt, wondering would you… — MF Doom
No. Think about it. Dan and Karen. You and Lucas. Me and Haley. You got it right, Peyton. People always leave. — Nathan Scott
She doesn't want to go. She doesn't want to see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash… — Haley James Scott
What about the off chance that he doesn't do so well, you gonna go all Dan Scott on him? — Haley James Scott
Television is funny, isn't it? It can erase all your mistakes, or hold them against you. Dan: It doesn't erase anything. You didn't make a… — Mouth McFadden
They got the shapely bodies, they got the Steely Dan T-Shirts. — Steely Dan
The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey. — Blair Waldorf
That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Dis a body a no need body guard. Mi badda road gyal badda dan ya yard. — Lady Saw
I grab my bare dickin in my skin we feelin good I'm lickin round yo nippleszz. Dick harder dan sum wood I started suckin on… — Pleasure P
In college, I decided to listen to instrumentalists, because I knew it would help me shape what my personal style was, ... I love Donald… — Lalah Hathaway
DAN BAKER IS A LITTLE LIAR:) — Flower
B4 a wise man becomes sad u no d problem is hotter dan d sun — Tito Flamer
I goes deep in that p*ssy, Dan Marino. — Unknown Author
Dan thought of love as defined by books, cobwebbed and hidden from view by the past. Too bad a love like that didn't actually exist.… — Dennis Cooper
Ternyata... antara BODOH dan BESAR HATI tuh beda2 tipis..it turns out that there's only a minor different between DUMB and BIG HEARTED — Retno Ariyani Supriyadi
People tell me I look mournful. They say, 'Cheer up, Dan, it's not that bad!' Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out.… — Daniel Radcliffe

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