"What I'd like to do now - well,……" — Bill Bailey
"What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp."
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27 Quotes by Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey has 27 quotes on this site.
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well,…
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I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously,…
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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from…
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
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It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still
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More Beard Quotes
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one of 256 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I just lead my life as naturally, as normally as I possibly can. But I can't help it if controversy…
— Amitabh Bachchan
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For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God…
— John Cleese
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I would prefer to have a more appealing job. If I could still change careers, I would prefer it. This…
— Camille Claudel
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There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He…
— Jean Cocteau
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If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be…
— Virginia Woolf
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A lean cheek, - a blue eye, and sunken, - an unquestionable spirit, - a beard neglected:- Then your hose…
— William Shakespeare
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I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better…
— Fuzzy Zoeller
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Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys…
— Ralphie May
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This is the forest primeval. The murmuring pines and the hemlocks, Bearded with moss, and in garments green, indistinct in…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go…
— Marc Maron
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I have said I have met Satan, and this is true. But it is not tangible. It no more has…
— M. Scott Peck
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Honest winter, snow clad and with the frosted beard, I can welcome not uncordially; but that long deferment of the…
— George Gissing
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