Beard Quotes

256 quotes by 212 authors

I just lead my life as naturally, as normally as I possibly can. But I can't help it if controversy is hounding me day in… — Amitabh Bachchan
For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was… — John Cleese
I would prefer to have a more appealing job. If I could still change careers, I would prefer it. This unfortunate art is made for… — Camille Claudel
There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard. — Jean Cocteau
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but… — Virginia Woolf
A lean cheek, - a blue eye, and sunken, - an unquestionable spirit, - a beard neglected:- Then your hose should be ungartered, your bonnet… — William Shakespeare
I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put… — Fuzzy Zoeller
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of… — Ralphie May
This is the forest primeval. The murmuring pines and the hemlocks, Bearded with moss, and in garments green, indistinct in the twilight, Stand like Druids… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus,… — Marc Maron
I have said I have met Satan, and this is true. But it is not tangible. It no more has horns, hooves and a forked… — M. Scott Peck
Honest winter, snow clad and with the frosted beard, I can welcome not uncordially; but that long deferment of the calendar's promise, that weeping loom… — George Gissing
That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So… — Dennis Miller
Cross out as many adjectives and adverbs as you can. ... It is comprehensible when I write: "The man sat on the grass," because it… — Anton Chekhov
I'm a religious man. I am Jewish but I believe in all religions. I believe in God and see him as an old man with… — Uri Geller
Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept… — Dennis Miller
Melancholy had crept inside me. Small children made me cry, I got depressed eating meat, old book bindings awakened tenderness in me. Everything was disintegrating.… — Mati Unt
Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. — J B Morton
What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes… — Bill Bailey
Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being… — Megan Fox

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