Beard Quotes

256 quotes by 212 authors

He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs. — Todd Grisham
Growing up, the way that I looked was very important to me. I was always trying to impress people, and when I grew my beard… — Matisyahu
Some artists are bound to an image: Bob Marley has dreadlocks, Matisyahu has a beard. But that's a reminder that the whole thing is not… — Matisyahu
It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show. — D. H. Lawrence
Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That wisdom might in… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thus we have now for many centuries triumphed over nature to the extent of making certain secondary characteristics of the male (such as the beard)… — C.S. Lewis
If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped. — Aesop
The U.S. intelligence community is palsied by lawyers. When we were going to capture Osama bin Laden, for example, the lawyers were more concerned with… — Michael Scheuer
Hey, I'm just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard! — Conchita Wurst
Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With… — Stephen Fry
If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion. — Martial
Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretences to foretell events. — Jonathan Swift
Beware of long arguments and long beards. — George Santayana
Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded, savage, terrible old… — Lewis Mumford
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards? — Calvin Trillin
I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it… — Mohsen Makhmalbaf
I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human. — Danny Pudi
The whole question of God and what God is, and whether it's a blond guy with a beard, I don't know... I don't know that.… — Anthony LaPaglia
Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values. — Terry Southern
This music has been around since before the beard on Moses. I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a lot… — George Thorogood

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