Beard Quotes

256 quotes by 212 authors

Burn, burn tree and fern! Shrivel and scorch! A fizzling torch To light the night for our delight, Ya hey! Bake and toast â€˜em, fry… — J.R.R. Tolkien
If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrainâ€™s son Oakenshield, may your beard grow… — J.R.R. Tolkien
So,â€ sneered Fudge, recovering himself, â€œyou intend to take on Dawlish, Shacklebolt, Dolores, and myself single-handed, do you, Dumbledore?â€ â€œMerlinâ€™s beard, no,â€ said Dumbledore, smiling.… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
If you paid me for work," continued Max, whose rhetoric was more sophisticated than you might expect from a man with food in his beard,… — Richard Russo
So hereâ€™s where they put you. I didnâ€™t think they even used these cells anymore.â€ He glanced sideways. â€œI got the wrong window at first.… — Cassandra Clare
Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. — Louise Rennison
The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it. — James Beard
As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard. — Louise Rennison
Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises… — Charles M. Schulz
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard! — Craig Ferguson
A good leg will fall, a straight back will stoop, a black beard will turn white, a curled pate will grow bald, a fair face… — William Shakespeare
That's a big nose," he croaked and instantly realized he shouldn't have said something so impolite. I must be light headed, e thought. But the… — John Flanagan
i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe. — Bjork
My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir… — David Eddings
Merlinâ€™s beard, Harry, you made me jump,â€ said Slughorn, stopping dead in his tracks and looking wary. â€œHow did you get out of the castle?â€… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Generally, women can't do this, but men retain the ancient ability to leave a family and a past. They just unhook themselves, like removing a… — Zadie Smith
The bartenders are the regular band of Jack, and the heavenly drummer who looks up to the sky with blue eyes, with a beard, is… — Jack Kerouac
Merlinâ€™s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard. — Raymond Chandler
You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

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212 authors contributed a total of 256 Beard Quotes, led by these top contributors: