Beard Quotes

256 quotes by 212 authors

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat.… — Robbie Coltraine
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. — Simon Cowell
First of all, I wish I could grow a beard. — John Hodgman
You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking,… — Hulk Hogan
I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard. — Keira Knightley
The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress. — Ashton Kutcher
There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a… — Edward Lear
Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies. — Federico Garcia Lorca
Growing up in Alaska, they don't really teach you to swim there. I learned to swim just a few summers ago with Olympic gold medalist… — Holly Madison
I always have a beard between jobs. I just let it grow until they pay me to shave it. People are quite surprised it's ginger.… — James McAvoy
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing… — Timothy Olyphant
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! — Minnie Pearl
The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going… — William Petersen
You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your… — Chris Pratt
Sure I believe in God and the Devil, but they don't have to have pitchforks and a long white beard. — Keanu Reeves
Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos. — David Lee Roth
You can't do comedy with a beard. — Alexei Sayle
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. — T-Pain
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an… — Donatella Versace
I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good. — Bill Walton

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