Beard Quotes

256 quotes by 212 authors

It is easy to sympathize at a distance,' said an old gentleman with a beard. 'I value more the kind word that is spoken close… — E. M. Forster
QUINCE Francis Flute, the bellows-mender. FLUTE Here, Peter Quince. QUINCE Flute, you must take Thisby on you. FLUTE What is Thisby? a wandering knight? QUINCE… — William Shakespeare
Don't dip your beard in the foam, Father!" They cried to Thorin. "It is long enough without watering it! — J.R.R. Tolkien
The door opened, and we were met by a fifty-something man with a grizzled blond beard. He was wearing Bermuda shorts and a Lynyrd Skynyrd… — Richelle Mead
The generals who had called Zia a mullah behind his back felt ashamed at having underestimated him: not only was he a mullah, he was… — Mohammed Hanif
... He went under the stars, and the tender light of the moon, when it hung like an eyelash and the tree trunks shone like… — Rachel Joyce
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure,… — Matt Groening
â€¦but Sassenachâ€”I am the true home of your heart, and I know that.â€ He lifted my hands to his mouth and kissed my upturned palms,… — Diana Gabaldon
A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't… — John Steinbeck
Even if you were green and had a beard and a male appendage between your legs. Even if your eyebrows were orange and you had… — David Levithan
Who was the Thief that she would love him? A youth, just a boy with hardly a beard and no sense at all... A liar,… — Megan Whalen Turner
Have you thought about what it means to be a god?" asked the man. He had a beard and a baseball cap. "It means you… — Neil Gaiman
Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice… — William Shakespeare
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to… — Tom Armstrong
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe… — Arlo Guthrie
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old. — Jack Whitehall
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months… — Jase Robertson
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice. — Craig Brown
When I was 15, I was wearing sandals and corduroys, Guernsey, striped pullover, a beard that was hardly there, shades and a beret, and the… — Roy Harper
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard. — Michael Gambon

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