Beard Quotes

256 quotes by 212 authors

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob… — Bill Walton
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man. — Johnny Weir
I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me… — Orson Welles
Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young. — John Greenleaf Whittier
Books to the ceiling, Books to the sky, My pile of books is a mile high. How I love them! How I need them! I'll… — Arnold Lobel
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more… — William Shakespeare
It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
She looked at a silver birch: it would have a soft, showery voice and would look like a slender girl, with hair blown all about… — C.S. Lewis
The Calormens have dark faces and long beards. They wear flowing robes and orange-colored turbans, and they are a wise, wealthy, courteous, cruel and ancient… — C.S. Lewis
For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed dark verse in… — Christopher Moore
How can a young man like to wear a beard? — Dodie Smith
Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longerâ€™n the other. And a beard. He was probably a… — Terry Pratchett
My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes. — Shel Silverstein
At least we both know how shitty the world is. You wearing a beard as a mask to disguise it. I wearing my tired smile.… — Jack Spicer
When its dark enough you can see the stars. — Charles A. Beard
The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with… — David Sedaris
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off! — Groucho Marx
The idea that God is an oversized white male with a flowing beard, who sits in the sky and tallies the fall of every sparrow… — Carl Sagan
I feel I owe you another explanation Harry," said Dumbledore hesitantly. "You may, perhaps, wondered why I never chose you as a prefect? I must… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
O! Where are you going With beards all a-wagging? No knowing, no knowing What brings Mister Baggins, And Balin and Dwalin down into the valley… — J.R.R. Tolkien

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212 authors contributed a total of 256 Beard Quotes, led by these top contributors: