"And stop pointing that beard at me, it…" — Groucho Marx
"And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!"
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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I just lead my life as naturally, as normally as I possibly can. But I can't help it if controversy…
— Amitabh Bachchan
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For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God…
— John Cleese
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I would prefer to have a more appealing job. If I could still change careers, I would prefer it. This…
— Camille Claudel
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There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He…
— Jean Cocteau
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If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be…
— Virginia Woolf
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A lean cheek, - a blue eye, and sunken, - an unquestionable spirit, - a beard neglected:- Then your hose…
— William Shakespeare
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I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better…
— Fuzzy Zoeller
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Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys…
— Ralphie May
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This is the forest primeval. The murmuring pines and the hemlocks, Bearded with moss, and in garments green, indistinct in…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go…
— Marc Maron
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I have said I have met Satan, and this is true. But it is not tangible. It no more has…
— M. Scott Peck
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Honest winter, snow clad and with the frosted beard, I can welcome not uncordially; but that long deferment of the…
— George Gissing
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