Beard Quotes

256 quotes by 212 authors

You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Fuck me in the beard. -Martin — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Frodo: We're friends of Gandalf the Grey, can you tell him we've arrived? Barliman Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf... Oh, yes, I remember! Elderly chap, big gray… — Lord Of The Rings
And your beard is so...twisted. -Jasmine — Disney Princess
Jesus was a pothead Long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter. Do the math, it all adds up. Living with 12 guys with no visible means of… — Ralphie May
I could say the beard made him look suicidal and then I'll get all sorts of letters from the bearded community. No, in my mind… — Steve Carell
I like beards, and Ive had them fairly often. But usually in the winter. I dont think Ive had a beard quite that long and… — Paul Rudd
Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! 9. At the stylist, ask to… — Nate
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as… — Bill Brasky
My conversations with my wife tend to revolve around who's picking up the kids. Although for years I was aware of some sort of lineage… — David Morrissey
H on the Buckle, Hermes and the hustle Crown on the watch, young niggas still thuggin' 8.7 on the crib so fuck it Went gold… — Rick Ross
Then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and beard offormal cut, Full of wise saws and moderninstances; And… — William Shakespeare
I in different style without my fav cap n without beard — Reynold
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. — Nikhil Saluja
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in… — Nikhil Saluja
If your neighbor loses his beard, you best start lathering yours - Mexican Proverb — Mexican Proverb

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