"Fuck me in the beard. -Martin" — Knocked Up (The Movie)

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• I just lead my life as naturally, as normally as I possibly can. But I can't help it if controversy… — Amitabh Bachchan
• For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God… — John Cleese
• I would prefer to have a more appealing job. If I could still change careers, I would prefer it. This… — Camille Claudel
• There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He… — Jean Cocteau
• If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be… — Virginia Woolf
• A lean cheek, - a blue eye, and sunken, - an unquestionable spirit, - a beard neglected:- Then your hose… — William Shakespeare
• I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better… — Fuzzy Zoeller
• Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys… — Ralphie May
• This is the forest primeval. The murmuring pines and the hemlocks, Bearded with moss, and in garments green, indistinct in… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
• I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go… — Marc Maron
• I have said I have met Satan, and this is true. But it is not tangible. It no more has… — M. Scott Peck
• Honest winter, snow clad and with the frosted beard, I can welcome not uncordially; but that long deferment of the… — George Gissing

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