Fuck Quotes

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For me every song's like pussy so fuck it — Lil Wayne
I'm going to do damage with it. I'll make sure that my work gets out. That no publisher will ever be able to tell me… — Michael Moore
I feel like someone who I wouldn't let my own daughter fuck, and I also feel like someone who, if I was that daughter, would… — Marilyn Manson
So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some… — Eddie Izzard
I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their… — Mitch Hedberg
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's… — Mitch Hedberg
Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up. — Alan B Shepard Jr
Fuck I look like hoe? I look like yes and you look like no! — Nicki Minaj
We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might… — Bill Hicks
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck. — George Carlin
Fucking my life and fuck you bitch I loved you and you tell me at 11:11pm friday night you have a boyfriend yer I guess… — BVBARMYKNIVESANDPENS
I hate you fuck you asshole never speak to me again fucking done with your shit get fucked you asshole — Talyiah
Hater can go and hate I dont give a fuck about them. — Janet
Love or hate who gives a fuck cause ima keep doing me — Dylan's_Juliet
If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja
I hate this town, it's so washed up And all my friends don't give a fuck They'll tell me that it's just bad luck When… — Lindsey
I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
Hoes went from duck duck goose to fuck fuck loose and ringa ringa rosie to fucking all the homies hahaha *Stolen From Tau thanks buddy… — Talyiah
Makeup sex: when I 'make up' some shit like, girl I still love you just so I can fuck. — Nikhil Saluja
When my fricken cert 2 teacher keeps touching me fuck off fucking creep OMG — Talyiah

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