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- If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck?
- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up.
- Makeup sex: when I 'make up' some shit like, girl I still love you just so I can fuck.
- If you text me to call you, go fuck yourself.
- If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker.
- People who quote-unquote themselves when talking with their fingers can go fuck themselves.
- My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT
- My favorite game is shit I lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go
- I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.
- Trust A Few, Fuck The Rest
- I delete tweets If I spell a word wrong, FUCK YOU if you saw it.
- Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.
- Fuck mornings. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't deal with sleep, sex, or beer.
- I don't need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me the fuck off.
- Fuck being nice to people who don't deserve it.
- If you've ever answered a question with, Google it. Go fuck yourself.
- Blowjobs not only feel great, they're also a great way to get your girl to shut the fuck up.
- To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the fuck up.
- On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.
- What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum
- Inspirational tweet of the day: I don't give a Fuck.
- This bitch always make me confuse the fuck me eyes with the fuck you eyes...
- There's no 'we' in beer get the fuck away from me
- No, leave that bra on. 'Coz I'm gonna fuck your boobies right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right before making passionate…
- K. is the shortest way to spell Fuck you..
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