Beard Quotes

256 quotes by 212 authors

The establishment irritates you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight because once they've got you violent they know how… — John Lennon
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. — Alvah Bessie
And what have we now in Germany? A land of bankers and car-makers. Even our great army has gone soft. Soldiers wear beards and question… — Hanna Reitsch
The Holy Night We sate among the stalls at Bethlehem; The dumb kine from their fodder turning them, Softened their horned faces To almost human… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
TIME's Person of the Year for 2006, maintainer of a foot long beard — Abraham J. Williams
Don't judge a man by the size of his ego or his heart, but on the epicness of his beard and the beautiful woman on… — Abraham Lincoln
In the legends that males have invented to explain life, the first human creature is a man named Adam. Eve arrives later, to give him… — Oriana Fallaci
Do not fear death, but welcome it, since it too comes from nature. For just as we are young and grow old, and flourish and… — Marcus Aurelius
Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner — Daniel Johns
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning — Si Robertson
Charles Beard warned us that governments-inc luding the government of the United States-are not neutral, that they represent the dominant economic interests, and that their… — Howard Zinn
I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards. — Dorothy Gish
...HH Beard has perfected ...3 excellent (urine) cancer tests, all of proven accuracy of 95% or better..... in 1942 and onwards. — Sir Arthur Harris, 1st Baronet
The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard. — Samuel George Morton
When Goya was 80 he drew an ancient man propped on two sticks, with a great mass of white hair and beard all over his… — Simone de Beauvoir
At the Harvard Business School, I really felt I had gained the ability to resolve difficult issues. But I also felt that I wasn't in… — Thomas G. Stemberg
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard — George Carlin
I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video — Aulus Gellius
I wanted to be a tragedienne. I only wanted sad parts. When mother read the press notices when I was on the road, saying I… — Dorothy Gish
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. — Jerry Lawler

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