Beard Quotes

256 quotes by 212 authors

The beard must not be plucked. 'You will not deface the figure of your beard'. — Cyprian
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial. — Charles Spurgeon
If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his… — Benjamin Franklin
In England and America a beard usually means that its owner would rather be considered venerable than virile; on the continent of Europe it often… — Rebecca West
People think God is a man. People think God has got ears, nose, teeth and he rises daily in the morning, brushes his teeth and… — Prem Rawat
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson
When a king speaks, the armies move. But when a wise man speaks, only the beard shakes. — Vinoba Bhave
The public doesn't really know me. Only people in my inner circle know me well. Others identify me by the beard, always mad, sweaty and… — Vazgen Sargsyan
His epitaph: This tomb hold Diophantus, Ah, what a marvel! And the tomb tells scientifically the measure of his life. God vouchsafed that he should… — Diophantus
When I was six, God was a white man with a big beard riding on a white cloud. That's the image television pumps. — Ice Cube
If Richard Branson had worn a pair of steel-rimmed glasses, a double-breasted suit and shaved off his beard, I would have taken him seriously. As… — John King, Baron King of Wartnaby
I had a really good time in New Orleans, although I had some very tragic times in Baton Rouge. Some guys beat me up and… — Ornette Coleman
Our ignorance of the cosmos is too vast to commit to atheism, and yet we know too much to commit to a particular religion. A… — David Eagleman
True power does not need arrogance, a long beard and a barking voice. True power strangles you with silk ribbons, charm and intelligence. — Oriana Fallaci
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow. — Clement Clarke Moore
I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a… — Jack Handey
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time… — Dave Barry
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you? — Prince Philip
God was something I did not understand the way kids who went to church did. They said God was a man in the sky with… — Melissa Coleman
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week. — Niall Horan

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