"You have Christ between your thighs... only with……" — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
"You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald"
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30 Quotes by Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?…
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Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now. Peter Bretter: No, I need to B…
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Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...-Surfing Instructor
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When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor
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Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then. -Matthew
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God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No! -Darald
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Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald: Maybe this is a sign…
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I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor
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Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? -Kemo
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Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter:…
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Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the…
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Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse…
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I just lead my life as naturally, as normally as I possibly can. But I can't help it if controversy…
— Amitabh Bachchan
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For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God…
— John Cleese
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I would prefer to have a more appealing job. If I could still change careers, I would prefer it. This…
— Camille Claudel
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There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He…
— Jean Cocteau
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If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be…
— Virginia Woolf
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A lean cheek, - a blue eye, and sunken, - an unquestionable spirit, - a beard neglected:- Then your hose…
— William Shakespeare
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I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better…
— Fuzzy Zoeller
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Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys…
— Ralphie May
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This is the forest primeval. The murmuring pines and the hemlocks, Bearded with moss, and in garments green, indistinct in…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go…
— Marc Maron
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I have said I have met Satan, and this is true. But it is not tangible. It no more has…
— M. Scott Peck
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Honest winter, snow clad and with the frosted beard, I can welcome not uncordially; but that long deferment of the…
— George Gissing
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