"Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a……" — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
"Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably."
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30 Quotes by Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?…
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Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now. Peter Bretter: No, I need to B…
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Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...-Surfing Instructor
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When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor
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Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then. -Matthew
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God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No! -Darald
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Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald: Maybe this is a sign…
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I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor
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Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? -Kemo
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Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the…
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Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse…
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Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except…
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More Bitten Quotes
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten…
— Brendan Behan
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Beware when you take on the Church of God. Others have tried and have bitten the dust.
— Desmond Tutu
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We need the tonic of the wilderness, to wade sometimes in the marsh where the bitten and the meadow hen…
— Henry David Thoreau
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We do not quite forgive a giver. The hand that feeds us is in some danger of being bitten.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite…
— Mignon McLaughlin
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Better give your path to a dog than be bitten by him in contesting for the right. Even killing the…
— Abraham Lincoln
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On one occasion I got this really bizarre horoscope thing from someone. It was a full-on zodiac reading, charting and…
— Robert Pattinson
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Let your tears fall because of sin; but, at the same time, let the eye of faith steadily behold the…
— Charles Spurgeon
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O frost bitten blossoms, That are unfolding your wings From out the envious black branches. Bloom quickly and make much…
— William Carlos Williams
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What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads…
— Rob Ford
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Ok let me explain, if you were bitten by a mad infected dog, who will you blame? the dog or…
— Robert De Niro
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I always played hockey, I was always a hockey fan, but I was never bitten by the hockey bug... I…
— Chris Jericho
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