Surfing Instructor Quotes

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• Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...-Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name... Peepyopee! -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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1 author contributed a total of 5 Surfing Instructor Quotes as follows:

• 5 Surfing Instructor Quotes by Forgetting Sarah Marshall