"Brian: You don't need to put your P……" — Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now. Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's."

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30 Quotes by Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?…
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...-Surfing Instructor
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor
Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then. -Matthew
God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No! -Darald
Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald: Maybe this is a sign…
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? -Kemo
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter:…
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the…
Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse…
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except…

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Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald: Maybe this is a sign… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter:… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter Bretter — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter:… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Mixer: Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis is a bad thing. Peter… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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