Bretter Quotes

11 quotes by 1 authors

• Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now. Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald: Maybe this is a sign that you should be *with*… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter Bretter — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter: It's an anticipatory order. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Mixer: Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis is a bad thing. Peter Bretter: [sarcastically] Oh, you want… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of her,… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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• 11 Bretter Quotes by Forgetting Sarah Marshall