"Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.…" — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
"Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then. -Matthew"
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30 Quotes by Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?…
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Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now. Peter Bretter: No, I need to B…
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Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...-Surfing Instructor
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When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor
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God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No! -Darald
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Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald: Maybe this is a sign…
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I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor
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Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? -Kemo
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Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter:…
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Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the…
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Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse…
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Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except…
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