Shark Quotes
- I do my very best to avoid shark fin. — Anthony Bourdain
- I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula… — Alan Alda
- I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. — Nicolas Cage
- I'm like a shark. I've got to be constantly moving. — Kenny Chesney
- I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches… — Axl Rose
- Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark… — Bill Maher
- There's still a lot of people out there who think the only good shark is a dead shark. — Brian Skerry
- There are three points of doctrine the belief of which forms the foundation of all morality. The first is the existence of God; the second… — John Quincy Adams
- Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes — Luigi Pirandello
- Being able to turn to Jesus after the shark attack kept me alive. — Bethany Hamilton
- Royal Young has accomplished a rare feat in his fresh and riveting debut: he manages to recount his fascinating youth and unconventional family with a… — Kristen Johnston
- Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark? — Mike Birbiglia
- My dad was kind of a pool shark and had a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin thing going on. I've always been fascinated by the fifties… — Dylan McDermott
- The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat. — Lil Wayne
- What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch
- If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one — Tea Leoni
- Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray! — Adam West
- There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If… — Bill Maher
- Annoyance and pathos warred in my breast, and after a short struggle, annoyance punched pathos in the snout like the voracious shark it was. — Kate Elliott
- Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food. — Gary Larson