Shark Quotes

142 quotes by 111 authors

Seafood is simply a socially acceptable form of bush meat. We condemn Africans for hunting monkeys and mammalian and bird species from the jungle yet… — Paul Watson
He doesn't move his face when he talks. His eyes are like shark eyes. Dead. — Carrie Fisher
There is no fire like passion, there is no shark like hatred, there is no snare like folly, there is no torrent like greed. — Gautama Buddha
Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if youâ€™re wet. — Sean Lock
I'm a blowfish. I'm not a shark, I'm a blowfish. So that perfect example about me hitting my head [he walked into a street sign… — Kanye West
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's… — Jack Handey
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they… — Jack Handey
I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'. — Dave Barry
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. — Trisha Goddard
Brody cannot believe the size of the creature, and with a classic, practical understatement tells Quint his assessment: You're gonna need a bigger boat. Awestruck,… — Roy Scheider
It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite television program has reached its peak. That instant that you know from now… — Unknown Author
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S… — Jack Handey
Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and… — Jim Toomey
No, the shark in an updated JAWS could not be the villain; it would have to be written as the victim, for, worldwide, sharks are… — Peter Benchley
EBay may be a shark in the ocean, but I'm a crocodile in the Yangtze River. If we fight in the ocean, we lose, but… — Jack Ma
Were the diver to think on the jaws of the shark, he would never lay hands on the precious pearl. — Saadi
One shark turned to the other to say he was fed up chasing tuna and the other said, 'Why don't we go to Morecambe Bay… — Ann Winterton
I'm a blowfish. I'm not a shark, I'm a blowfish. — Kanye West
I do not believe that all books will or should migrate onto screens: as Douglas Adams once pointed out to me, more than 20 years… — Neil Gaiman
Live every week like it's shark week. — Tracy Morgan

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