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Shark Quotes by Jack Handey
- Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's…
- I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they…
- Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S…
More Shark Quotes
- I do my very best to avoid shark fin. — Anthony Bourdain
- I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I… — Alan Alda
- I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid… — Nicolas Cage
- I'm like a shark. I've got to be constantly moving. — Kenny Chesney
- I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece… — Axl Rose
- Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with… — Bill Maher
- There's still a lot of people out there who think the only good shark is a dead shark. — Brian Skerry
- There are three points of doctrine the belief of which forms the foundation of all morality. The first is the existence of… — John Quincy Adams
- Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes — Luigi Pirandello
- Being able to turn to Jesus after the shark attack kept me alive. — Bethany Hamilton
- Royal Young has accomplished a rare feat in his fresh and riveting debut: he manages to recount his fascinating youth and unconventional… — Kristen Johnston
- Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark? — Mike Birbiglia