"Does anyone know a word that rhymes with…" — Mike Birbiglia

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64 Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia has 64 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I…
Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm…
Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like…
I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her…
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents…
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your…
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'.…

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More Anyone Quotes

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You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. — Aristotle
We had hundreds of thousands of people all dedicated to doing the perfect job, and I think they did about… — Neil Armstrong
Yeah, I wasn't chosen to be first. I was just chosen to command that flight. Circumstance put me in that… — Neil Armstrong
I always think that if you look at anyone in detail, you will have empathy for them because you recognize… — Andrea Arnold
We like to engage in a normal publishing effort, which is to act in a responsible manner and make sure… — Julian Assange
I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. — Francis of Assisi
Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish. — Marcus Aurelius
Living with anyone for many years takes skill. To keep peace in the household, couples learn to adapt to one… — Diane Ackerman
Anyone who truly loves God travels securely. — Teresa of Avila
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else… — Richard Bach
Knowing when to leave may be the smartest thing anyone can learn. — Burt Bacharach

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