"My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at……" — Mike Birbiglia

My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried… - Mike Birbiglia
"My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in a submarine, navigating the Sea of White Panties with my Spanish-speaking crew. I was like, "Mrs. Sanchez, set the coordinates to Permanent Press! Give me some quarters and another drink! This place is starting to look like a laundromat.""

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